10 Outrageous California Citrus Crate Labels
10. Orange not to scale.
9. Caltech astronomers discover extraterrestrial advertisement.
8. Nothing says wholesome freshness like a hobo.
7. Booty call.
6. Clearly a native.
5. So healthy it’s creepy.
4. Three for the price of one: Orientalism, homoeroticism, gigantism.
3. Because Indian warriors hunted wild oranges as well as bison.
2. Galloping to Mecca, California (a real place).
And the most outrageous California citrus crate label…
1. Enough said.
(For a detailed history of California citrus, see part 3 of my book Trees in Paradise.)